"I'm from Wisconsin."
I used to be able to say that, and people at least knew that it was one of those little-known states in the Midwest. And though I'm not much of a spectator sports fan, it is rather handy to be able to say the three magic words "Green Bay Packers" and make an instant friend. And then I moved across the pond.
People noted my strange accent and asked where I was from.
"Wisconsin."
"Wi-what?"
...
"Um, the United States."
"Oh really! Where in the United States?"
"Wisconsin."
*blank stare*
"It's, uh, in the middle. Near the top. Ever heard of Canada? Yeah, it's not too far away. Relatively speaking, you know."
That was at the beginning. Now I've got it figured out. I just say I'm from the US. If they ask further questions, I use the whole "Imagine my hand is the United States" trick…and I've figured out some other helpful triggers--"5 hours from Chicago. 4 hours from Minneapolis. Ever heard of Lake Michigan?"
It goes both ways. Now when I went back to the States and people wondered where I'd been for the last 7 months, I told them "Romania."
My O'Hare friend summed it up the best. "Urania? What's in Urania?"
I think next time I'll just say, "Europe." Maybe "Eastern Europe."








