Hint: read it out loud.
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle rat cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raisin pimple cauldron ladle rat rotten hut. Wan moaning, rat rotten hut’s murder colder inset: “Ladle rat rotten hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disc ladle basking Tudor cordage offer groin murder, hoe lifts honor udder site other florist. Shaker lake, done stopper laundry wrote, end yonder nor sorghum stenches don stopper torque wet strainers.”
“Hoe cake, murder,” resplendent ladle rat rotten hut. Den sea ticker ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote Tudor cordage offer groin murder, ladle rat rotten hut mitten anomalous woof.
“Wail, wail, wail,” set disc wicket woof. “Effervescent ladle rat rotten hut! Wares or putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?”
“Aroma goring tumor groin murder’s,” reprisal ladle gull. “Grammar’s seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter end shirker cockles.”
“Oh, hoe! Heifer peasant woke,” setter wicket woof. Butter taught tomb shelf, “Oil tickle shirt court Tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, end den oh bore!”
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage offer groin murder, picket inner winnow end sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor betting adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder’s nut cup end gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.
Inner ladle wile, ladle rat rotten hut a raft adder cordage an ranker dough ball.
“Comb ink, sweat hard,” setter wicket woof disgracing is verse. Ladle rat rotten hut entity bet rum, end stud buyer groin murder’s bet.
“Oh, grammar!” crater ladle gull. “Wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!”
“Butter two lucky chew whiff, doll ink,” whiskered disc ratchet woof wither wicket small.
“Oh, grammar! Water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis.”
“Butter day small your whiff,” inserter woof, ants mouse worse waddling.
“Oh, grammar! Water bag mousey guy! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!”
Daze worry on forger nut gull’s lest warts. Oil offer sodden trollin offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disc curl end bloat Thursday woof ceased pore ladle rat rotten hut an garbled erupt.
Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers!
(Anomalous)
“Anguish Languish,” by Howard Chace
Saturday, June 28, 2008
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4 comments:
Wow...
Reading that aloud is really hard--kinda like a tongue-twister. lol Funny! ;-)
Lol what's the point of this story anyway??
WhatEVER...
lol. It's Little Red Riding Hood, Sari...classic fairy tale.
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